mainiacparadingwithsirens:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

Dead. Oh my gosh.

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)

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jobening:

funniest10k:

 
wait sorry who designed this pls tell me again one more time

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

LOL. I saw someone at school with a purse like this. I wanted to take a picture for this exact same post but couldn’t. Well played Tumblr. 

jobening:

funniest10k:

 

wait sorry who designed this pls tell me again one more time

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

LOL. I saw someone at school with a purse like this. I wanted to take a picture for this exact same post but couldn’t. Well played Tumblr. 

(Source: yaah)

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ashleighgillis:

Lightening in Kingston

There’s not much up in Dallas

ashleighgillis:

Lightening in Kingston

There’s not much up in Dallas

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loumur asked: wow brendan, burning bridges? such a bamf

Yeah remember all those forest fires over Easter break… That was me

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mypokemonkillededwardcullen asked: B C L O and X

B- Hannah
C- other than my mom, its probably been…. probably close to 4-6 months
L- I have a brother who is 26 and sister who is almost 21 
O- I kinda like my school, the kids are chill but the administration is so fucking useless
X- burning my bridges… The state police didn’t like that…

You act like you can’t get enough when its just us

But when there’s other guys around you, you can’t seem to get away from me fast enough like I’m the last person you want to see. Just want to let you know I won’t be waiting around forever.